Anak Mat Salleh

Semalam g KipMart ngan DaSy
Danish ikut nenek gi beli kasut, while Daneen nmpk kedai brg persolekan
terus dia gedik2 ajak Mummy masuk kedai tu.
Bila dah masuk dia dok ngelatat ke sana sini
semua dia nak.

Tiba2 ada sorg customer tu tegur
“Kak, rambut dia ni betul he?”
ek eh “Betul ah, hbis ingat rambut palsu ke?”
“Tak ah *sambil nyengih2*, warna dia mmg camtu?”
“Warna rambut ke? x faham?” dah ah sengal makin sengal
“Ak ah warna rambut dia perang, dye ke?”
“Eh, x ah, mmg dari kecik camtu”
“Oh, father dia mat salleh ke?”
weyy ape ko merepek ni, klu laki aku dengar mau kecik ati
“Tak ah dik, bapak dia jawa, melayu tulen”
boleh Mummy jawab camtu, terus ko senyap.
Dia x nmpk gaknye rambut budak tu dah ah nipis, dia leh kata rambut palsu.
Rabun tul…… rambut budak tu itam dia leh kata perang, nasib Daneen x dengar kalau tak mau senyum lebar sampai telinga.
Jot’s :: Buntu dok umah x kemana2 arini….

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